Community Post: 12 Funniest Jokes From The James Franco Roast

1. “Who is the real James Franco? Is he an artist? Is he an actor? Is he a scholar? He’s tough to pin down; although I’ve heard many guys have been able to do it.”

Seth Rogen

2. “If at any point tonight James Franco fully opens his eyes, there will be six more weeks of summer.”

Nick Kroll

3. “Right before the show Seth Rogen rolled a gigantic fatty, because that was the only way we could get Jonah Hill onto the stage.”

Sarah Silverman

4. “I don’t think James Franco is necessarily gay or straight. I think he literally can’t open his eyes enough to see who he’s fucking.”

Sarah Silverman

5. “Jonah Hill was born and raised in Hollywood, and you can tell – he’s a name-dropper with big tits and an eating disorder.”

Natasha Leggero

6. “This is truly my punishment for the Oscars.”

James Franco

7. “Jonah actually gained 50 pounds for his role in the new Martin Scorsese film because the producers wanted the character to be a Jonah Hill type…”

“But seriously you’ve had such a body transformation in the past couple of years. You have come a long way from just being Sonny and Cher’s daughter.” -Sarah Silverman

8. “He once told me he worked for 36 hours straight, which I didn’t believe. The straight part, of course.”

Seth Rogen

9. “In this world, there can only be one James Franco, because if there were two James Francos, they would never stop butt-fucking each other.”

Seth Rogen

10. “Jonah, on a scale of 1-10, do you own a scale?”

Sarah Silverman

11. “Kim Kardashian is here. Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Aziz Ansari. I get them confused—they’re both brown narcissists riding Kanye’s dick. No, Aziz is only in show business because he’s too ugly to be a genie.”

Natasha Leggero

12. “I was a genius at the Oscars! That was experimental tuxedo sleep art!”

James Franco

Watch the full episode here.

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